It's my first time singing to an audience for a while, so be gentle with me.

Right then.  Who recognises this one?

Dirty hole rewaa, moo yucky rolly
Phooey undo danaaa
Peephole so pissy, murky fold hissy
Tixylix shuuun sherbert
Batty boooooooooooone neenaw freeeeee
Schlongs I gay hole whittler son said
Armour parrot died

Post your answers below, or ping me on Twitter...

Hi there,

I'm just warming up the vocal chords ready for my first Club Singer post.  I suppose this is the first if you want to be picky, but you know what I mean.

Anyway, I'll be posting my versions of famous songs through the unique medium of "club singing".  Can you work out what they are through the unique medium of reading?  You'll also be able to follow me on Twitter at http://twitter.com/club_singer

So, give me a few minutes to finish tuning up and we can get started...

CS

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